I just had an idea. Valentines for Guys!
It’s even waaaay too late for Valentine’s day, so it’s perfect.
Check the test texts I’ve come up with.
Cover: Valentine, I know it’s March 7th
Inside: But aren’t you glad I remembered at all? Cut me some slack here.
Cover: Darling, you know I love you.
Inside: But lay off until the game is over.
Cover: When I say I’d sleep with your sister…
Inside: That’s just me expressing brand loyalty.
Cover: Valentine, this year all I want is to hear you whisper those three little words…
Inside: “Let’s try anal.”
What’d you think sirs?
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