To be perfectly honest, when I found out that Catherine the Great didn't really die from a horse-boning related mishap, she got a little less awesome in my mind. This is because I judge all historical figures by how they bowwed their chicka-wow-wow if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
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I'm talking about how they fuck.
Plebeians.
Where was I?
Right Cathy the Great...
But then I learned that she DID get it on with just about every hot young officer in the country, right up to the grand age of 67 and it was alright again.
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