Today = AWESOME! (a poem)

The car has a coolant leak.
The car I just got back for minor body work from the shop, has a coolant leak.
Not a little leak, a massive leak.
Hol is going back to the insurance company tomorrow instead of work.
Cat's tried to kill a mouse
And the turtles are stalking me.
Did I mention the turtles? I've seen 7 turtles today, every time I've gone outside there were turtles.
Big turtles,
Size of bread plates
HEY!
That's pretty big for a painted turtle.
On the drive way
near the house
looking at me
got nothing to do with them laying eggs in the loose dirt around the house
Turtles know ninjistu man
They are STALKING ME!
And they hiss, one hissed at Holly when she picked it up after it tried to charge the car.
Seriously
And I'm about 5 hours overdue for my nap.
A nap I was going to take because I was 10 hours past bed time.
I'm tired, Fancy tired to kill a mouse, the car's broke, the turtles are stalking me, today has been just fucking awesome.