Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Welcome to Corneria. I like swords.

Next month a new pair of Highlander katanas comes out. I'm actually interested in the Connor sword since it actually has more than a passing resemblance to the movie prop for once. There is also a new Duncan sword too, but I'm less interested in that.

Now if they'd just make a proper vesrion of the Macleod Claymore, rather than that crappy... thing they've been trying to pass off then I could die a happy highlander fanboy at last.*


*No, I couldn't really. No Highlander fan can ever be truly happy. No matter how they try to chop or change it, Highlander 2 still happened. It was still done to us. The Renegade version was no salve to our wounds either. Star Wars fans don't know what disappointment is. Episode One was fucking Citizen Kane when put up next to The Quickening. Midichlorians? Try Ziest motherfucker! Yeah, the immortals are all aliens now! I watched those two movies for the first time back to back.

...You don't know what pain is. Part three and four didn't help much either.

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