Flavorless, colourless, nihilist gum.
Maybe this out of focus shot is more apprporiate.
Ninja Stickers! (two copies of this)
What was in the full bag then?
A shower cap from a Ramada?
Well, it is a surprise.
Green an Orange devil duckies, these are totally going in my tub!
Devil Duckie Bar towel
Continueing with the Devil Duckie Theme... ERASERS!
A little reaper man? Okay.
That's what I need, peasents.
You can only put her on this edge, because otherwise she falls over.
Tin card! It even comes with an envelope and a little thing to hang this on the wall.
Ninja Bouncy balls
Bloody fingers, these are almost a requirement!
Parasite Pals Valentines, only two weeks late
Halloween Cards
Parasite Pals Bento Box
Parasite Pals little secretary set
Parasite Pals erasers
Address and Memo book
Tapeworm tape dispenser
And a wallet
TIKI TAPE
Now you too can smell like a Bowling Alley
Black Cat Swizzle Sticks
Monkey Cocktail Napkins! Now I just need to start making cocktails and call everything a martini if it comes in that glass like the waste of space hipster assholes that I want to set on fire.
Because who doesn't want dog themed gift wrap
Lucky Tiki God
Sushi coasters
More peasants
One of those spining things that you spin one way and it starts to spin the other way
Pogs! I have never owned pogs in my life. I am so ready to mail these to someone. Preferably someone older than me so they won't know what the hell these things are either.
7 Deadly Sins wristbads
Aloha Stickers
Tater Tots Pencils Tops
Halloween Hep Cats
Giot two of these tile sticker things
More tiki stuff!
Another bloody finger
Hula Playing Cards
With a tiki necklace
A platic cup with flames is always the right answer
Unless the question is "Would you rather have a blow job or a plastic cup with flames on it?"
And Fancy
Gonna have to get the even bigger Jumbo Mystery Box next!
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