Saturday, December 20, 2008

Invasion Force

These photos and the post were first presented in 2006 over in my LiveJournal. I was sorting some things out and found the post...


I don't know if this is going anywhere else in the world or just the USA, heck maybe it's just Michigan, but we are being invaded. Either its aliens, or mutants or something!

There are these beasts that have invaded our fair state, giant glowing things that look like bio-luminescent amoebas or some kind of coral that came ashore, found it liked it up here and grew massive as a result. Personally, I think its aliens. Some have said it might be evolution in action, or possibly something from the darker dimensions. So either Aliens, the next form of life, or Cthulu...

Anyway, I took pictures, so you can see them...



I started at a distance...


I'm not sure if Bike USA is really the sort of place on starts an invasion though.


The next one down the road.


I walked further and was suddenly confronted by this...

I haven't worked out if the different colors are just race, or if maybe the green one (who was being a bit of a flirt) is a female or something like that.

The red one was being a bit aggressive, I kept my distance.


The Green one kept giving me the eye though, at least I think it was an eye.


They seem to be white when they are young though. This one had very short tentacles.


This Pink one was observed getting into its car.


As you can see, Birmingham Michigan has been totally taken over by these things.


Here was a multi colored one who had caught a white one and seemed to be eating it. I wonder if the multiple colors are some sort of excited response like we see in cuttle fish?



They hang their young up in fir trees


A group of Young Ones, these four soon started calling each other "Bastard" a lot and they had wacky adventures.

Lest you think these are just lights on trees, let me show you what lights on a tree looks like.



I was able to get quite close to this younger male, it seemed interested in why I was there but might have wanted to eat my face.


This one ate a Buick, picked it right off the road and ate it.



These two were thrashing about, but as there were no children about it did no good.



So there you go, we've been invaded by monsters of some sort. I think the Pillar of Cheese in the Shape of Jane Austen is up to its old tricks again. I think it's using these... things as an invasion force to destroy VEWPRF forever. If you see zombies soon, you'll know we're in for trouble. (Of course trying to judge who is a zombie and who is just a normal Buddha Day shopper is tough, particularly at the mall, which is recognized as the best place to hold off zombies)

Later I'll post some great big and semi-artsy pictures suitable for making into wallpapers.

PS- The big versions of these shots as well as the nice artsy wallpapers can be found here.

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