I'd rather punch a shark than sodomize a jellyfish.
I'd rather live with a zebra than die with a dung beetle.
I'd rather be king of the Monkey Men then be a slave to the Slug People.
It is nobler to be a good man in a bad world than to be a mildly naughty man in a tub full of pudding. Note that I didn’t say better, I said nobler.
Also...
Waffles! Shwanekee! Nipples! Fuck!
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