So the robots, in an attempt to subjugate humanity, opened the door to the other side and let The Old Ones through. Because of that, Cthulu started eating the stars and accidentally started the zombies going. The zombies started to eat people, which spread the plague, bringing about a full-blown zombpocolypse. That caused the ninjas and pirates to settle their differences via a Facebook group in order to fight the undead, the Old Ones and of course in a wish to overthrow the Robotic Overlords.
The battle raged for some time, and the rolls of the fallen were recorded on hundreds of blogs. All seemed lost, the forces of good were faltering. Then, from the ancient mists of time, the Dancing Hamsters came to save us all.
And at that point the internet exploded.
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