Punchline

And the guy says "Wrecked 'im? Damn near killed him!"

It's not funny, but the girls laugh if I walk into a room and say that.

Another joke that Syd laughed at recently.

An oxygen atom and a gold atom go to a bar. After about a dozen drinks they decide to leave. Before they go the gold atom says "Hang on, hang on! I've lost an electron." to which the Oxygen atom says "You sure?" and the gold atom says "Yeah, I'm positive!"

Again, not funny, but they laugh.

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