Five Things (Stuff I'll Never Do Edition)

1. I'm just never gonna grow a Freddie Mercury Mustache

2. I'll never eat a dodo egg omelet.

3. I'll never go to bed with Marilyn Monroe.

4. I'll never ride a J X-7 Star Cruiser through the Horse Head Nebula (but who would, those things are death traps)

5. I'll never guest star on an episode of the original Star Trek.