What I want

I want a movie about Jesus in the form of a blaxploitation picture. I want an Angry Black Jesus. Played by 1973 era Jim Brown or the nearest current equivalent please. And Jesus can’t die at the end. That’s more because in a proper blaxploitation, the brother has to win out over The Man.

I want a secret agent movie where the hero beds every cute slut he comes across, seduces enemy agents and uses them to foil the plans of their evil bosses. I just want said secret agent to be gay and to seduce the male guards. Tiny, TINY change really.

I want a trial movie, which turns out to be the trail of someone involved in what amounts to an action movie. You have the action scenes presented in flashback (so you can still have kick ass action) and then show the victims or witnesses (so we can see the consequences) telling how the action scene later affected them.

And of course… I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAAAAAND

I would say I want a western peopled entirely by folks shorter than Syd, but that exists already and I just need to buy it.

I was going to say that I’d like a serial killer movie where the killer not only isn’t obsessed with toying with the investigator, but doesn’t even know who that person is. However, that movie was released under the title The Silence of the Lambs. I understand it was something of a hit at the time.