Tuesday, January 27, 2009

I ponder while I'm puking

SO I'm shivering really bad right? Big time chills. Thermometer says 99.7, but what does it know? It said I was 100.1 earlier and I felt groovy. Then it said I was 96.5 and I felt too damn warm. I figure I’m either dead or the thermometer is insane. I bundle up because I want to see an episode of Poirot on YouTube to make sure I really want to buy it (I do) and then read this one article. Then I swear I'm on the couch and watching Nero Wolfe or some shit. Then I start coughing so bad that I actually have to run to the toilet with bile in my mouth. YUM! Awesome! I hope you can never eat again.

Anyway, the story (for the link phobic) is a review about Star Trek The Motion Picture. It's pretty hard on it, but in a loving, comedy website sort of way. ANYWAY.

It gets me wondering, because these things do, if you were going to re-write the lyrics of We Didn't Start the Fire using Sci-Fi references, how would you go about it?

I expect your answers by 5 pm, with YouTube linkable videos.

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