What no one ever considers is that Mario, Peach and Bowser are a MMF-3way-poly-love-triangle-sex-thingy and that Bowser kidnapping the princess is just their pre-sex role playing.
Why else would they be fighting one day and then playing tennis or going go-cart riding together the next?
Why?
Because Bowser likes being made Mario's bitch, that's why!
Granted, this makes for the most drawn out foreplay in history, but still.
It makes perfect sense.
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