Well friends, The Holidays are upon us once again and many people don’t know what to get their loved ones. Worse yet, times being what they are, many people can’t afford much. HOWEVER! As always, I have a solution. Why not go to the movies, not as a gift, but as an inspiration for gift giving ideas. Films and TV are filled with examples of people shopping on a budget. Just put together one of these packages and give them either to one single loved one or to the group to show your cleverness. This will make iut the best VEWPRF ever! If it works, I should totally get the credit.
Homer Simpson's Gift Basket
These are what Homer got the family (Dog not included)
Pack of Panty Hose
(six pack is best)Pack of Legal Pads
(Three of these)Pork Chop Dog Toy
Bird House
(It was in the tree)A Christmas Story
Taken both from the movie and from the original story, these are things Ralph got for his family and one thing Ralph got.
Toy Zeppelin
Container of Simoniz
String of fake pearls
Red Ryder BB gun
Miracle on 34th Street
Things given by Kris
Official NFL Football Helmet
Fire Engine that squirts
X-Ray Machine
House
It's a Wonderful Life
Oh you know where this is going…
Suitcase
Zuzu’s Petals
Wings
Life
And for those of you who are into counter programming...
Jason Bourne Gift Package
He gives them to people! These are gifts!
Pall Point Pen
(for stabbing)Magazine
(for rolling up into club)Bottle of Vodka (improvised mace & disinfectant)
Copy of The Parkour and Freerunning Handbook
(for doing all that free running stuff)
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