How does something called a "Jagarita" save the rain forest all by itself?
Why are they making vodka out of jaguars?
Why are they giving us a drink so large that a jaguar can steep in it?
Isn't it kind of tacky to ask a jaguar to bath in a drink made primarily of its brothers and sisters?
If you substitute tequila with vodka, can it still be a margarita?
Why would you remove tequila, which is delicious, and replace it with vodka anyway?
Why would you put vodka into ANYTHING?
How did I get to South Africa?
Why won’t the floor stop spinning?
And why is iTunes playing Sloop John B?
What the fuck is going on here?
It’s the Pillar of Cheese in the Shape of Jane Austen, isn’t it?
It came back and it’s ready for action, isn’t it?
Flaming fuckcakes.
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