Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Post #924 : In which I encourage criminals.

Did you hear about the prozac heist? Terrible crime. Awful. It will lead to many people getting hurt.

and yet...

Thank Fancy there are still such criminals in the world! Someone with ambition, style, panache and an actual plan.

They climbed walls, repelled down others, cut holes in the roof, dangled over the floor to disable the security system, built a fake vault to trick the cameras, wore make-up so they could look like other people, one of the girls distracted the guards by showing off her cleavage and they all drove away in a fleet of sooped up minis!

Okay, some of that information might be inaccurate, but who cares? Read the story, I’m not that far off really.

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