Did You Miss The Point of That Song?

I mean... Y'all do know that Bonnie Tyler's Holding Out For A Hero is about a woman who's rubbing one out after watching old movies all night, right? I mean, she's not looking for someone to save her, she is looking for a guy who will give her a good hard fuckin' like she's never had before.

Really! Actually LISTEN to the lyrics. She watched Thor: The Dark World and wrote this song as a result (Bonnie Tyler is a Time Lord btw)




Semi-Related: Who the hell is Ella Mae Bowen and why was she allowed to make such a shitty SHITTY cover of this song?