Thursday, June 24, 2010

Vuvuzela

These white people, they refuse to integrate. They go to South Africa, can't even speak the language*. They even bitch about the local customs like the Vuvuzela** instead of embracing the land they've decided to visit. They should be sent back where they come from.


*Yes, I know one of the languages is English, but let’s face it, no one from either America, Australia or The UK speaks it very well these days and none of them speak it like the locals do. Also, be fair, no one actually speaks The Queen’s English very well. Mostly because she keeps changing the rules! Cause that’s how Lizzy 2 rolls mutha fucka! Can’t nobody tell Beth twice how to speak her language, right? She can just, like, say what she feels? And if people don’t like it, then like whateva. She'll just tell you to fuck off cause she’s like The Queen and shit! Ya know? Don't fuck with Big E, she will get Phil Dog to bust a cap in yo ass.

**Yes, I am once again refusing to hate something just because the internet told me to.

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