I would like to blame Alex, since he's only 4, but I know better. My sister doesn't need a 4 year old to encourage her to buy me candy.
Look at all that.
Yummy!
Boston baked beans, small box.
Candy Cigarettes
Nerds, which are lovely.
Folly, who was watching from afar.
Vienna, who was "helping" up close.
Razzels! Do you remember razzels? Have you ever had a razzle? First, right, it's a candy. Then... are you ready for this? It's GUM!
Fundip.
As I didn't get one good shot of the Cry Baby candies, I went with the one that had V's nose in it.
Yummy, yummy Sour Patch kids.
Gummy hot dog?
...
'kaaay
WAX LIPS!
Sour Apple blow pop.
It's a tootsie pop, but the photo is so bad you can't begin to guess it's flavor.
Well, it's raspberry flavor.
Humph! I like every flavor of laffy taffy except banana.
MMMMMM Sugar Daddy!
Air Head candy
I really like these! I won't even let Syd know this one exists. Which means I shouldn't post it. Or I should prevent her from reading. She probably doesn't read anyway. She'll just glance at the pictures. Which means she'll still see it. Damn, this is tougher than I thought.
Skor is nice, I like those.
Well... I like Swedish Fish, but I'm not gonna punch a baby to get them or anything. Unless it was a particularly ugly baby. You know, one you'd want to punch anyway. Maybe Baby Hitler. Tell you what, get me a time machine and some Swedish Fish and I'll go punch the Baby Hitler in the mouth.
A watermelon ring pop. What the hell can you say about that?
Gobstoppers! Wooo
Bit o Honey! Only two pieces though.
Some sort of peanut butter candy thing.
Two whole toostie rolls. But then, there's lots of other stuff.
MMMM American Smarties, which are different than the kind from England.
Candy Necklace?
FUCK YEAH!
We live in a world where there are still CANDY NECKLACES!!!!!!!
This pepermint stick was a bitch to photograph.
I took the second shot just to prove I was able to get more than one useable photo.
Thought the were the same thing until I examined the photo. A jaw buster and an Atomic Fireball.
The only time I get cow tails are in packs like this.
Syd will claim this, then forget to eat it, and then not miss it when I munch it down in six weeks. I will bet money on this one.
It's like a Swedish Fish, only cinnamon and in the shape of a bear.
Well, I did eat pepermits with bible quotes on the wrapper as a kid, so it's truth in advertising.
Zotz? ZOTZ!
ZOOOOOTZ! Zotz are still obtainable!
If you don't know what these things are, because you were raised in a communist country or your parents were so idiotically religious that anything enjoyable was banned when you were a child, let me explain. Zotz were the thing that Prometheus actually stole fro the gods. They changed the story to fire when people started to feel like they'd over reacted a bit. You've got a hard fruit flavored candy with a sour fizzy center. After you've sucked on them for a while, they explode in your mouth with a great deal of fizzy flavor. They are awesome.
Hershey's Special Dark... meh
Syd will want the pop rocks. I know that.
I don't know why I bothered photographing these. They've already been eaten.
Holly would want these Sprees if she were going to be here. I might save them for her, she'd like them.
PUSH POP!
Yup, push pop.
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